I am the proud owner of a Mercedes Benz E-Class and recommend them to EVERYONE. I must admit the technology involved with keeping Mercedes on the road is invasive and often results in maintenance one might never experience with other vehicles, but it is well worth any minor inconvenience.

My ride quality is pillow soft even at speeds in excess of the century mark, craftsmanship is superb, and Mercedes doesn’t sacrifice speed and power for luxury. With my date alongside me, at the “Stop-Light Derby” I easily and gracefully crush those attempting to out accelerate me all the while my date doing her mascara in the vanity mirror.

Enough with my Mercedes “Romanticism”, onward to the newer, more sophisticated, and more brutish: 2010 E-Class!!! Slainte!!!

New for 2010: The Coupe

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Replacing the long-running CLK-Class coupe beginning with the 2010 model year, the Mercedes E-Class Coupe is a return to tradition for the German automaker. Based primarily on the E-Class platform, the E-Class coupe actually borrows some of its suspension from the smaller C-Class, though unlike the CLK, the majority of its structure is from the larger E.

Available in E350 and E550 versions, the E-Class coupe brings back a pillar-less coupe version of Mercedes-Benz’s bread-and-butter sedans, unlike the CLK, which looked vaguely like the E-Class but was built on a C-Class platform.

Unlike its predecessors, the E-Class coupe eschews the three-pointed star hood ornament for a prominent, grille-mounted replacement that, in the latest Mercedes-Benz design language, signifies “sport,” rather than luxury. Accordingly, the E-Class coupe has been tuned more towards performance than providing the coddling personal luxury-style accommodations of Mercedes coupes of yore.

Inside, that means you’ll find an angular dashboard lifted from the E-Class sedan, which boasts Mercedes’ latest COMAND software, but also a console-mounted automatic transmission lever, rather than the steering column stalk-mounted setup in the four-door.

The E350 features Mercedes’ 3.5-liter V6 engine, rated at 268 horsepower and 258 lb-ft. of torque in this application, while the E550 is powered by the automaker’s 5.5-liter V8, which cranks out 382 horsepower and 391 lb-ft. of torque. Both engines are mated to a seven-speed automatic transmission that also includes steering wheel-mounted paddles for manual-style control.

Safety, both passive and active, is a priority for the E-Class coupe. Attention Assist, which monitors steering inputs to detect driver drowsiness, comes standard. The system uses front and rear-mounted radar sensors to estimate when a driver deviates from his line of course by taking into account lane drifting followed by rapid corrections.

The E-Class coupe also features a class-leading nine airbags active head restraints that move forward during a rear impact for added safety.

Both models offer an optional Distronic Plus with Pre-Safe braking, which charges the brakes when it detects and impending impact in order to limit the severity of the wreck as much as possible.

Several option packages are available line-wide. The Premium 1 package includes a navigation system, 450-watt harman/kardon premium audio system, Sirius satellite radio, a rear sunshade and heated seats. The Premium 2 package adds ventilated front seats, bi-xenon headlamps, LED daytime running lamps, adaptive high-beam assist (which can automatically dim high-beam headlights when it detects oncoming traffic) and keyless starting and entry.

A Sport Package upgrades the E350 to 17-inch wheels, a sports suspension and ventilated brake discs, all of which are standard on the E550. It adds sports seats, rubber-studded pedals and a unique trim package to both, while only the E550 gets an AMG-designed sport steering wheel.

The optional Distronic Plus package adds the aforementioned adaptive cruise control with Brake Assist Plus and Parktronic parking assist that can help guide the car into parking spots via a rear-mounted camera.

Individual options include full leather trim, a leather and wood-covered steering wheel and TeleAid emergency assist.

At the model’s introduction, the E350 is available with a special Launch Edition package that pairs unique Olivine Grey paint with a Natural Beige/Black interior, the Sports Package, Premium 2 Package and a wood and leather steering wheel.

The Sedan

Mercedes-Benz’s E-Class range has long been the automaker’s bread-and-butter lineup. A direct descendent of the rattly, yet long-lasting diesel sedans of the ’70s and early ’80s, the E-Class has seen considerable evolution over the years, leading to the highly refined vehicles of today.

The executive sedan received a complete redesign for the 2010 model year onward, representing a significant step up from its predecessor. In addition to an all-new interior and exterior, the E-Class packs a number of new or improved high-tech features, as is typical of Mercedes-Benz. Despite offering more in virtually every department, the new model will lists for $4,600 less than the prior version.

The the base E350 model lists from $49,475 — $4,600 less than the old E350’s price. The V8-powered E550 also saw a significant price reduction, listing for $5,400 under the old model at $57,175. All prices include destination.

The sedan’s all-new body doesn’t just look different, it also yields a number of functional improvements. Aerodynamics were a big focus of the redesign, and Mercedes was able to achieve a drag coefficient of only 0.25, making the car the most aerodynamic luxury sedan, the company claims. Moreover, the new body is 30 percent stiffer, resulting in more precise handling.

Engine performance and fuel economy has been improved, starting from the base model up. As before, the E350 offers 268 horsepower and 258 pound-feet of torque, while the V8 E500 cranks out 382 hp at 6000 rpm and 391 lb-ft between 2800 and 4800 rpm. Both models will be offered with all-wheel-drive. Customers can also chose between the the six-cylinder E 350 CDI with an output of 241 horsepower and an even more efficient E350 BlueTEC, developing 211 horsepower and meeting EU6 exhaust emission standards planned for 2014. All the other engine variants in the new E-Class meet the EU5 limits.

High-tech features include: Attention Assist, which detects driver drowsiness based on 70 parameters; Adaptive Main Beam Assist, which adjusts the angle of the headlight for the best possible illumination without blinding other motorists; LED daytime driving lights, which use less power and enhance aesthetics; Blind Spot Assist familiar from the S-Class; and Lane Keeping Assist, which uses vibrations in the steering wheel to inform the driver if they’re veering out of their lane. An optional Speed Limit Assist , which recognizes speed limit signs as the car passes them, then displays the relevant speed limit in the speedometer.

As with other Mercedes models, Brake Assist Plus automatically calculates the braking pressure to prevent a collision in critical situations. When the brake pedal is depressed, the system immediately activates the calculated level of braking assistance. If the driver fails to respond to the warnings, the radar system first initiates partial braking, and if a collision is unavoidable, emergency braking is initiated.